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Carrots: A History

Behold the Sabre-Toothed Carrot, the scourge of the Pleistocene era. Eventually wiped out by mammalian species such as Nuralagus rex. Please note that this depiction is not historically accurate, because we didn’t have a purple marker.

Sabre-Toothed Carrot

Its primary diet is vegetarians.